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Movies like Quarter to Two Before Jesus Christ

Key Features:
Political satire, Ancient Rome, Political intrigue, Rebellion, Coup d\\u00e9tat, Charismatic protagonist, Social commentary, Farce, Comedy
Tone:
humorous, satirical
Target Audience:
Comedy lovers, Fans of historical parodies, Viewers interested in political satire, Those seeking light entertainment
Emotional Arc:
Amusement → Excitement → Satisfaction

Quarter to Two Before Jesus Christ

1982-10-06
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In antique Rome, a simple pepboy for chars becomes involved in a coup against Cesar. Rahatlocum is a North African Roman colony where Julius Caesar came to spend an expensive holiday. The revolt rumbles among the small people who find a leader in the person of Ben-Hur Marcel.

Genres
Comedy
Cast
Coluche, Michel Serrault, Jean Yanne, Françoise Fabian, Michel Auclair, Mimi Coutelier, Darry Cowl, Paul Préboist, Daniel Emilfork, André Pousse
Crew
Jean Yanne, Jean Yanne, Jean Yanne
Rating
6.1(195 votes)
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March on Rome
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Two contempo Frenchmen of Antillean descent visit their ancestor's time as well as their land in the slavery-themed French era.



The Visitors: Bastille Day

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La Cage aux Folles
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Jesus of Nazareth’s life and ministry were subject to seismic social and political events that led to his execution and changed the world forever.



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A director struggles with a difficult sex scene between a young actor and actress who can't stand one another. Aided by her loyal assistant, she is hell-bent on getting the scene right without compromise.



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To save his crumbling and rapidly-depopulating rural town, its mayor fakes a gruesome murder to attract media attention. His plan initially succeeds, but soon the situation will spiral out of control.



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When a judge shuts down a high profile cheese factory for violating pollution standards, the owner bribes a monsignor to fix the problem. After they discover the judge has a predilection for married women, the owner employs a prostitute to pose as his wife in an attempt to seduce the judge.



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The Body(2001)
5.5

An ancient skeleton has been discovered in Jerusalem in a rich man's tomb. Colouration of the wrist and leg bones indicates the cause of death was crucifiction. other signs, include a gold coin bearing the marks of Pontius Pilate and faint markings around the skull, lead authorities to suspect that these could be the bones of Jesus Christ. Politicians, clerics, religious extremists and those using terror as a means to an end, find their beliefs and identities tested while risking their lives to unearth the truth.....



Iznogoud
Iznogoud(2005)
3.9

In Baghdad the Magnificent reigns Haroun al Plassid, who is the Caliph. There also dwells Iznogoud, who wants to be the Caliph. The irascible Grand Vizier hatches plot after plot to remove his ruler and take his place—melting Djinn, invisibility spell, cursed diamond, voodoo doll… But no amount of cunning or obstinacy can make up for sheer, hilariously bad luck.



Ducobu 4 President
4.2

Ducobu is elected president of the school, much to Léonie and Latouche's despair!

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