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Key Features:
Satire, Black comedy, Absurd humor, Relentless pursuit, Cult classic, Parody, Gore-high, Violence, Murder, Obsession, Patience, Dark humor, Indie film, Low budget
Tone:
humorous, cynical, deadpan
Target Audience:
Horror comedy fans, Cult film enthusiasts, Indie film lovers, Dark humor aficionados
Emotional Arc:
Amusement → Dread → Acceptance

The Horribly Slow Murderer with the Extremely Inefficient Weapon

2008-09-18
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From Richard Gale, mad maker of CRITICIZED, comes a film that will never have you looking at cutlery the same way again. Set-up as an epic-length trailer for an upcoming release, HORRIBLY SLOW... depicts a man's endless pursuit by what has got to be one of the most determined and patient murderers the screen has ever seen.

Genres
Comedy, Horror
Cast
Paul Clemens, Michael James Kacey, Fay Kato, Melissa Paladino, Brian Rohan, Richard Gale
Crew
Richard Gale, Richard Gale
Rating
6.7(148 votes)
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