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Key Features:
Kidnapping, Sheriff, Mistaken identity, Farce, Conspiracy, FBI, Slapstick comedy, Fish-out-of-water, Protective instincts, Romantic subplot
Tone:
humorous, whimsical
Target Audience:
Comedy fans, Slapstick enthusiasts, Lighthearted entertainment seekers
Emotional Arc:
Confusion → Chaos → Resolution

Witless Protection

2008-02-22
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When a small-town sheriff witnesses what he believes to be an attempted kidnapping, his effort to save the beautiful damsel in distress sets him down a wild path of comic mishap.

Genres
Comedy, Action, Adventure, Crime
Cast
Larry the Cable Guy, Ivana Miličević, Jenny McCarthy-Wahlberg, Yaphet Kotto, Peter Stormare, Eric Roberts, Joe Mantegna, Kurt Naebig, Richard Bull, J. David Moeller
Crew
Charles Robert Carner, Charles Robert Carner
Rating
4.5(82 votes)
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Lone Star State of Mind

Earl and Baby, two young lovers with a plan to escape their small Texas town. But when Baby's dim-witted cousin Junior gets tangled up in a whole heap of trouble, Earl has just 48 hours to save the day, rescue Junior and keep his promise to get his Baby to Los Angeles in time for sweeps.



National Security

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Fathers' Day
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Killing Cabos
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After escaping from prison, Joe and Terry go on a crime spree, robbing banks through Oregon and California in order to finance their scheme for a new life south of the border. Unfortunately, things get more complicated when they meet Kate, who runs into them with her car. She joins the bandits on their cross-country spree, and eventually she steals something, too: their hearts.



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When an elite assassin marries a beautiful computer whiz after a whirlwind romance, he gives up the gun and settles down with his new bride. That is, until he learns that someone from his past has put a contract out on his life.



The Olsen Gang in a Fix

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Malibu Express
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In this erotic spy tale private eye Cody Abilene teams up with the Contessa Luciana and policewoman Beverly McAfee to infiltrate a mansion and discover who is sending computer secrets to the Russians.



Safe Men
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Two untalented singers are mistaken for a pair of major league safe crackers in Providence, Rhode Island. The two are pressed into service by the local hoodlums and quickly find themselves in conflict with their professional colleagues. Romantic interest is added by the daughter of the underworld leader who won't date the men she knows are gangsters.



King's Ransom
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Doc Hollywood
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Happy, Texas
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Guns, Girls and Gambling

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When the police discover that a mob hitman has moved in next door to the Robbersons, they set up a stakeout in the Robbersons' home. Hard-nosed, tough-as-nails Jake Stone and his young partner Tony Moore are assigned to the stakeout, but now it is a question of whether Jake can last long enough to capture the bad guys. The Robbersons want to help, and by doing so, drive Jake crazy.



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White Chicks
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Overnight Delivery
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Murder Mystery
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On a long-awaited trip to Europe, a New York City cop and his hairdresser wife scramble to solve a baffling murder aboard a billionaire's yacht.



Charley Varrick
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Bird on a Wire
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Murder Mystery 2
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A Genius, Two Friends, and an Idiot

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S.F.W.
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5.977

An alienated and misanthropic teenager gains sudden and unwanted celebrity status after he's taken hostage by terrorists where his indifference to their threats to kill him makes news headlines.



Something Wild
6.6

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Trapped in Paradise
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Les Mythos
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Flirting with Disaster

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Henry's Crime
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Non Negotiable
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Mortadelo & Filemon: Mission Implausible

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L'Opération Corned Beef

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The Naked Gun: From the Files of Police Squad!

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Crime Busters
7

An attempted robbery turns to be an unexpected recruitment when two unemployed men mistakenly break into a police office instead of a store.



Ransom
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6.7

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Keeping Up with the Joneses

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Suddenly
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6.3

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Birthday Girl
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Support Your Local Sheriff!

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Crimewave
Crimewave(1985)
5.5

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¡Three Amigos!
6.32

A trio of unemployed silent film actors are mistaken for real heroes by a small Mexican village in search of someone to stop a malevolent bandit.



The Gendarme and the Gendarmettes

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Out of Sight
6.677

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Mom and Dad Save the World

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Safety Not Guaranteed
6.777

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Hot Pursuit
5.7

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Avenging Angelo
5.4

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Suburban Commando
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I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry

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Man's Favorite Sport?

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Coogan's Bluff
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Non-Transferable
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Outrageous Fortune

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